found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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