Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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