David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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