everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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