JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize