i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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