How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do plants get herpes?
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