nut hugger
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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