doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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