Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
No stitches, just platelets and will power
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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