i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
