Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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