I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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