last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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