I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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