Whod you bang
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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