Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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