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So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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