I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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