People in love make me want to vomit
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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