I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Drunk is not a location!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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