So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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