Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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