Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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