Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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