Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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