Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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