she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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