You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
