I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm really busy with my period
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