Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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