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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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