Don't you send me to vm
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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