Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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