just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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