oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Watching her eat just hurts me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
