I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
