discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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