You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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