also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just threw up on my dentist
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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