His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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