Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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