There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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