Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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