I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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