Say something about gay babies.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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