and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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