as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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