walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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