We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
