Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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