bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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