She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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