what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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