New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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