I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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