do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
