It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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